What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 20:37
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Why are FtM trans just another type of woman?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Why do humans sweat while stressed?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Me : Sure.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Why are you a Muslim? Why is it Islam for you and not something else?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
He : Then let's have some coffee
It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : Thank you.
I have the power to talk to aliens through using telepathy. Why do people think I'm crazy?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Me : No
Me : I don't drink coffee also
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
What made you stop being an addict?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Me : I don't drink
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Me : Because it's month of August.
He : I'm 24.
He : Tea ?